duminică, 18 iulie 2010

There once was a boy

There once was a boy, a young quiet boy, a boy who was born with a great big soul. Now you might say “how can one have a big soul?” and that would not be a strange question, for you see this boy was very strange for his soul was the size of several mortal ones.
This was in fact a very sad thing, for he found that he was but a small tiny fish swimming in a great big bowl through the glass of which he could just see an exciting new world, something of color and smell and touch and feeling something made of joy and sadness and fun. The boy wanted so much to grow enough to taste some of these new things that he tried and fought to go to that place, to take a step over that edge.
He wanted to live so much that he jumped and he ran then tried to hit or to scratch or at least pass through that great invisible wall - if he could get passed he just knew that he would be able to hate that damn wall, and that almost made him sad.
You see in this place he was in, the boy could no more feel anything than draw a single breath in its waters, the only emotion he knew and felt then was something he would later call “loneliness”. He then had a thought or a thought came to him, he just knew that there was something he could do. He said to himself: if I now am and was not before and for now there is just me, then there can be some other me but a me that can help and that will let me see what is outside.

luni, 19 aprilie 2010

Invitaţie

Conversaţie mai mult decât improbabilă în urmă cu o săptămâna:

Mireasa: Vii la nuntă?
Jorjet: Nu.
Mireasa: De ce?
Jorjet: Din cauza cenuşei vulcanice.

joi, 1 aprilie 2010

Perfume, Bajofondo Tango Club

Pentru crimă apăsaţi tasta 1

Biserica Catolică a început primele demersuri pentru modernizarea sistemului clasic al confesionalelor, în care preotul stă răbdător ore întregi într-o cabină incomodă şi de cele mai multe ori prost încălzită ca să asculte aceleaşi plictisitoare 10 păcate. Adoptarea noilor tehnologii deja folosite cu succes pentru automatele bancare va permite preoţilor să îşi folosească timpul pentru activităţi mult mai importante.

Într-un mod foarte convenabil, penitenţa va putea fi printată sau chiar trimisă pe telefonul mobil. Păcatele şi penitenţele vor putea fi memorate pe calculatorul personal sau îndosariate, lucru ce va permite o evidenţa mult mai clară şi rapidă. Încă nu s-a stabilit dacă automatele vor funcţiona pe monede, după sistemul automatelor de citit în palmă, sau pe carduri.

Devine din ce în ce mai evident că avem nevoie de cipuri implantate direct sub piele pentru a evita numărul din ce în ce mai mare de carduri bancare, de fidelitate, de sănătate sau de acces.